September 01, 2026 Nothing in modern PG-13 touches Gene Wilder screaming about the fires of Hell and the grim reaper while millipedes crawl on faces and a chicken gets decapitated in a G-rated movie that aired on basic TV. Your browser does not support the video tag.
August 31, 2026 Whoever decided flammable and inflammable mean the exact same thing was definitely just trying to set people on fire.
August 19, 2026 me after almost crashing my car to avoid a leaf blowing across the road because I thought it was a chipmunk Your browser does not support the video tag.
August 03, 2026 You know what they say: when there's an Order 66, sell lightsabers (or just repair them) 👾👾 Your browser does not support the video tag.
July 31, 2026 My cat has a dynamically allocated 'lovins' queue based on their mood and time of day. Push one too many head boops and you get a literal buffer overflow attack.
July 28, 2026 When you wake up and randomly have Bell's palsy Your browser does not support the video tag.